Pillow, pillow, pillow...
what you could do with it besides resting your head on it:
#1: Stash all your money in it to avoid the income tax
#2: The dream collector, just need to put a SD card in and it'll work
#3: The saliva collector...eeewww!!!
#4: The tears collector...nothing can absorb it faster than this!
#5: Treat it as the punch bag and punch until your hand is tired.
#6: You used it in a pillow fight, and by doing so, you make the feather-collectors occupation continues to be relevant.
#7: When you wanna make a prank call to someone, and you need impersonate another person's voice, you stuck it close to your mouth and say..."Hellooouuu!!!"
#8: When you just can't stand the noise from the next room, you buried yourself into it and trying to continue to sleep...
#9: When you wanna show your fishing friends a smarter way of getting all the fishes FAST...just throw into the river a pillow that hasn't been washed for a very, very, long, long time.